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TO BE OR NOT TO BE YOUR OWN CAPTAIN. . . .
You have saved for a lifetime and borrowed a few bucks to take the cruise of your dreams. You prepare a month in advance, shopping for a wardrobe to drape your body in, you get waxed, do your nails, get your hair done, shine your shoes, and go on every 'get-skinny-quick' diet you can find, so you can eat at every food bar on the ship. You’ve been packing your five suitcases for over a month now, and finally you put the mail on hold, get your papers in order, and tell all your friends about your exciting plans. Of course, if you’re a man, you plan to pack one small bag, and you won’t even need an hour to do that.
At last the big day finally arrives! You’re so excited; you've saved for so long! You get the kids off to grandma's house and the pets to the shelter. You show up on time with papers in hand and settle in your room. Suddenly you hear the speakers come alive with a jittery, excited voice:
"Hi, welcome aboard. This is your Captain speaking, and I have a few announcements to make. First, I’m thrilled to declare that this is my maiden voyage—first cruise, but don’t be alarmed, I’ve read all the manuals. I don’t have a co-pilot, or any mates, and I'm not sure where all the lifeboats and life jackets are but ask your neighbor, they may know. Hopefully, we have enough on board for everyone. We should be setting sail soon, if and when I get clearance from the port. We'll arrive to your destination, I'm not exactly sure where, and I'm not exactly sure when, but sometime in your future--as long as we don’t run into any unforeseeable little mishaps, like a pirate ship, an ice burg, or a rogue wave. Relax now and enjoy your cruise. Coffee and donuts are on the main deck for your enjoyment. Thank you for signing up with Magical Mystery Tour Cruise Lines."
Would you want to be on that cruise--your long-awaited, once-in-a-life-time, vacation you saved so long for? I know I wouldn’t, not with my hard-earned savings! Don’t try to be your own Captain! Get yourself a good, experienced ‘Captain’ so you can enjoy a smooth ‘cruise.’
Call me today, and let me be your ‘Captain’ to steer you through calm, safe waters out of, or into your new home. "Hi, I'm Debra Stewart with Balistreri Realty, and I am a seven-year veteran in the Real Estate Industry. I have been successfully selling real estate on the beautiful Florida coastline for those seven years. These are the toughest times yet that I've seen in the real estate market, which is all the more reason why you need the help of an experienced professional. Don't try to drive your own ship! Call me today at 954-234-4844, and hop onto my lifeboat, and let me be your 'Captain.' I have a life jacket waiting for you with your name on it!
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